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the best of the best
a riddle: two coins add up to 30 cents. one
of them is not a nickel. what are the coins?
MGdaramG87: one of em are not nickels
MGdaramG87: TWO of them are nickels
MGdaramG87: wait
MGdaramG87: thats only ten cents
henry: because i'm good at swallowing
Old Statement:
"A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Daniel-ism:
>:o(
aj: what does your heart tell you?
Auto response from AllensWang: Wang's World!
Study Time! Excellent!
smilealwayz012: i should go see it urself
DaNgOoShOtS: just call me
DaNgOoShOtS: baby
DaNgOoShOtS: 1900 i miss you
fr I gg I n 88: if you see pics.. of me
fr I gg I n 88: ahhh i was cute then ever bak in those days
when god loved me
ajuesugi: who is ur homie and what does he
do?
o dumpling1: its a sad day when all u can
do is play with snoopy;-) tee hee i'm cute:-)
uno: i want a dog i can ride on top of like
a small horse. so i've decided that in the future, i will
buy myself a dog, name it monster, and live happily ever after
graceful's xanga
so, we were embarrassed, yes, we were. hhhaha,
only girls know that feeling. cuz we do dumb stuff like dat.
and thats why were gurls. haha.
F r i G G i N 88: haha you should change your
sn
F r i G G i N 88: and your number
F r i G G i N 88: and move next door
glointh3dark: hahaha
F r i G G i N 88: and change your xanga
F r i G G i N 88: hahah change your name too
such a simple plan of escape
F r i G G i N 88: but not that much.. dead
time with pansylicious idiots that happen to be korean
BeRrYbErRycOoL: BAHAHREHAE
BeRrYbErRycOoL: babagahhaha
hahaha...nicole's laugh...i love it
BeRrYbErRycOoL: its FUN! no brain necessary
DL in G l in gd: why does a ton of feathers
and a ton of bricks weigh the same?
itsMISSbarbizon: they dont
itsMISSbarbizon: do they??
itsMISSbarbizon: waht?
tinihan01: I'm hannah and I'm short
tinihan01: bye
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
glo in th3 dark: wat the
glo in th3 dark: ashy outside
MiKe SL Heath: seriously?
MiKe SL Heath: that's nuts
glo in th3 dark: yea. its weird
glo in th3 dark: ash all the way in la jolla
MiKe SL Heath: i can only think of that one scene from schindler's
list for some reason
MiKe SL Heath: this is just a cover for a massive extermination
program of all the muslims for san diego
k EdDIe 747: so chill tomorrow?
glo in th3 dark: mm
k EdDIe 747: or ur busy
glo in th3 dark: wat u wanna do
k EdDIe 747: duno..laugh at people w/o homes
glo in th3 dark: hahahhaha
glo in th3 dark: thats so jacked up
glo in th3 dark: hahahahaha
O DuMp LiNg1: BOO
O DuMp LiNg1: TALK TO ME BABY
O DuMp LiNg1: TELL ME HOW U CARESS UR BODY
O DuMp LiNg1: WITH SOAP
O DuMp LiNg1: AND MAKE BUBBLES
glo in th3 dark: at wendy's
glo in th3 dark: they have kirby toys
glo in th3 dark: for the kids meal
x chari love x: nah uh!!!!!!!!!!
x chari love x: where!!!!!
glo in th3 dark: i went to the one on convoy today
glo in th3 dark: i was like
x chari love x: all wendys?
glo in th3 dark: hey charlene woudl want that
glo in th3 dark: yea
x chari love x: i should go right now!
x chari love x: are they cute toys??
x chari love x: i'm going to get them all!
x chari love x: haha
x chari love x: i'm so excited!!!!!!!!
x chari love x: this was like the best news ever!!
x chari love x: thanks jason
x chari love x: you're my hero
xX SupaRam Xx: [from my aim info] fri. 7pm.
steak. church. yea.
xX SupaRam Xx: save me some!!!
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
glo in th3 dark: u should come
glo in th3 dark: pretend ur a hs senior
xX SupaRam Xx: [from my aim info again] neone looking for
a female roommate in la jolla starting winter quarter? my
friend needs a place...
xX SupaRam Xx: that'd be nice too
xX SupaRam Xx: can i have both?
xX SupaRam Xx: steak and a female... mmmmm
xX SupaRam Xx: haha
Auto response from jessy3886: EVERYONE BE
SAFE!!!!!!! BE PREPARED TOO...IM PACKING AND SAVING MY DOCUMENTS...REMEMBER...STOP,
DROP AND ROLL!
BKnightsJDK: cuz we'll be hankering for some
pankering
amIweezer i am: you know
amIweezer i am: when we all have a gOODBYE BASH at your place
amIweezer i am: and we smother you with cake
amIweezer i am: and we cry
amIweezer i am: get drunk
amIweezer i am: and all sleep at your place
amIweezer i am: then we cry in the morning.. not because your
leaving, but because we're all hung over
amIweezer i am: then at last, we say our very provocative
little sayings that you forget the next day
smiLealwayz012: he you
smiLealwayz012: wat the
smiLealwayz012: hellooo
paulwon02: you goin to church tonight
glo in th3 dark: yea im goin
paulwon02: i should go too
paulwon02: but im a gangsta
DaNgOoShOtS: ur such a sensitive man
glo in th3 dark: i kno. i need a girl to lavish my nurturing
nature on
glo in th3 dark: hahaha...man im so gay
x charilove x: the other day...i choked on
a little tiny piece of break
x charilove x: bread
x charilove x: and then later that day, i blew my nose and
it came out
x charilove x: hahahha
MGdaramG87: that was a VERY fast response
glo in th3 dark: my response time is related to the other
persons importance
MGdaramG87: ..................................!
MGdaramG87: that was an insult
MGdaramG87: smart insult
MGdaramG87: which i could never doo..
MGdaramG87: aaah...
MGdaramG87: im depressed
glo in th3 dark: eating a cookie
BibyCheesecake: i want a cookie too
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
BibyCheesecake: el fudge?
glo in th3 dark: yessum
BibyCheesecake: bastard!
glo in th3 dark (10:43:52 PM): dang, u should
come visit my apartment one day...look around...maybe clean
up a little. u kno, do women's things
smilealwayz012 (10:44:04 PM): ...............
smilealwayz012 (10:44:11 PM): iTS not WOMENS THINGS
smilealwayz012 (10:44:14 PM): and cleanings FUN
smilealwayz012 (10:44:15 PM): shOOt
BatmansGURLFREN: i dont think collin farrel
is hot
BatmansGURLFREN: do you?
BatmansGURLFREN: i think WILL farrel is hotter
iTzZz jAmEs: cant really explina it
iTzZz jAmEs: im so into you now
iTzZz jAmEs: i wanna be more than a firned to you nkow
glo in th3 dark: pity
glo in th3 dark: ur not my type
iTzZz jAmEs: u and ur heterosexual tendencies
glo in th3 dark: yea
iTzZz jAmEs: open up damn you
glo in th3 dark: its my weakness
BibyCheesecake (2:33:09 AM): why did the chicken
cross the playground?
glo in th3 dark (2:33:15 AM): dunno
BibyCheesecake (2:33:15 AM): to get to the other slide
glo in th3 dark (2:33:19 AM): haha
BibyCheesecake (2:33:24 AM): that was a good one
BatmansGURLFREN: the teacher makes me want
to sleep
BatmansGURLFREN: and i want to staple things to her head most
of the time
SUPPLIE5: why do people spell bye bai doesnt
bai sound like (bay) ??? man people need to learn english
again
SUPPLIE5: you gotta get off the crack
SUPPLIE5: alright???
SUPPLIE5: it affects memory
DaNgOoShOtS: shut up gay fun boy
DaNgOoShOtS: el fudge
DaNgOoShOtS: and orange soda
DaNgOoShOtS: what a crack head combination
glo in th3 dark: ur making fun of like the past 10 yrs of
my life
glo in th3 dark: poor guy
glo in th3 dark: he's so lonely
DaNgOoShOtS: hahaha
DaNgOoShOtS: lol
DaNgOoShOtS: yeah
DaNgOoShOtS: hahahaha
DaNgOoShOtS: lol
DaNgOoShOtS: why is that so funny
glo in th3 dark: cuz
glo in th3 dark: ur a jerk
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
DaNgOoShOtS: oh
DaNgOoShOtS: right
DaNgOoShOtS: haha
DaNgOoShOtS: i forgot
i sing of Olaf: and girls are attracted to
me because i'm unattainable
glo in th3 dark: unattainable like zoolander cuz ur so unbelievably
ridiculously good looking or unattainable cuz ur like elton
john
DaNgOoShOtS: i told stephen we're roys ho's
glo in th3 dark: we are
glo in th3 dark: we all are
glo in th3 dark: man
glo in th3 dark: what is that...
DaNgOoShOtS: we're his three wives who complain that he doesnt
spend enough time with each of us
glo in th3 dark: im done baby
glo in th3 dark: yea
SONiCW3: aw man
SONiCW3: that si such a precious feelinfg
SONiCW3: hold on to it like youll never hold it again
Whats a Whoracle (7:01:16 PM): let's play
some WC
glo in th3 dark (7:01:19 PM): NO
glo in th3 dark (7:01:20 PM): DIE
Whats a Whoracle (7:01:29 PM): then I can't play WC anymore
SONiCW3: dude... youll be so freaken pimp
SONiCW3: with your pimp lab coat
SONiCW3: and pimp safety glasses
glo in th3 dark: i miss u like a kid at fat
camp misses cake
i sing of Olaf: i miss u like henry misses the urinal
DaNgOoShOtS (1:22:25 AM): cool
DaNgOoShOtS (1:22:27 AM): i feel loved
DaNgOoShOtS (1:22:30 AM): no raping for you
glo in th3 dark (1:23:59 AM): hahahhahahhahaha
glo in th3 dark (1:24:01 AM): dang
glo in th3 dark (1:24:05 AM): it's like
glo in th3 dark (1:24:10 AM): having xmas and my bday on the
same day
DaNgOoShOtS (1:24:20 AM): lol hahhahaha
james imitating asian gangsters: "i want
a lexus. cuz i'm a thug. and my mom will buy it for me"
MyStarLettE7: bugs dun like me
MyStarLettE7: therefore they like to annoy me
MyStarLettE7: speaking of my 29148093284 mosquito bites
glo in th3 dark: mm...a giant insect conspiracy
MyStarLettE7: oh yeh
MyStarLettE7: ohhh dun forget birds
MyStarLettE7: and gorillas
glo in th3 dark: man im havin such a chill
quarter
glo in th3 dark: but i want it to b over so bad
glo in th3 dark: i cant handle nething right now
glo in th3 dark: im drowning in apathy
SONiCW3: yahoo!
SONiCW3: dude i am so ready to get out of
Berkeley
SONiCW3: go home
SONiCW3: eat some FOOD
glo in th3 dark: come back baby. i miss u
SONiCW3: i just care about the food
SONiCW3: not you
SONiCW3: hahahahahah
glo in th3 dark: ill have my car soon so we
can go do cool stuff like...ionno...stuff that isnt pc bang
Psychofox777: hehe
Psychofox777: we can go do drivebys
amIweezer i am: DAWSONS CREEK SERIES FINALE
TODAY!!DAWSONS CREEK SERIES FINALE TODAY!!DAWSONS CREEK SERIES
FINALE TODAY!!DAWSONS CREEK SERIES FINALE TODAY!!DAWSONS CREEK
SERIES FINALE TODAY!!
uno wisdom
if you are bored. walk around your house
and catch dead or alive spiders. it may be scary, but it's
a thrill.
sophia wisdom
dance like no one's looking
work like you don't need the money
love like you've never been hurt
jason wisdom
dance like you've never been hurt.
work like no one's looking.
love like you don't need the money.
nicker's xanga
i prayed a very quick prayer, but during htat
time, it was very.....moongly. i don't think that's a word,
but thats how i felt.
henry: warcraft is life!!!
glo in th3 dark: try not to drive like a girl
ok?
bestestangel1004: def not
i sing of Olaf: i wish i could talk sappy
to someone just like henry does to grace
i sing of Olaf: i've been talking too proper for too long
uno's xanga: and then i was looking at old
home photos and i showed my dad this one picture of my family
at the beach and i was about 1 year old.. and he goes. "
uno, you look smart, you look like yoda from star wars.."
glo in th3 dark: if u could b a superhero
glo in th3 dark: who would u b
SONiCW3: trojan man
SONiCW3: i really love little japanese men
SONiCW3: theyre the wildest cuz they so silly
glo in th3 dark: hahahahah
SONiCW3: dam its just pictures ofyou!
SONiCW3: youre not a hot chick
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
glo in th3 dark: where yo head at shorty where
yo head at shorty where yo head at
DaNgOoShOtS: its on my shoulders biatch
"that's weak like korea" - *****
BatmansGURLFREN: that's cool mofo
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
glo in th3 dark: did u just call me a mofo
K eddie747: im gonna shot the ground
glo in th3 dark: so if there was this massive
man like girl defending against u, what do u say?
hi hannah xD: HAHAHA
hi hannah xD: BACK OFF THIS!
hi hannah xD: whatchu want!
hi hannah xD: want somma this?
FaMulanCX: all the theatre guys are gay!
FaMulanCX: and theyr'e so hot and talented!
FaMulanCX: ARGHGHGHGH
FaMulanCX: it makes me sooooooooooo mad
aj: let's go surfing.
jason: i don't have a wetsuit. it's 2am.
aj: you can wear my ski clothes
jason: how's that gonna help me?
aj: you can drown
glo in th3 dark: weirdo
DaNgOoShOtS: hehehe
DaNgOoShOtS: weirdont
i sing of Olaf (11:43:55 PM): i think about
the future too much
i sing of Olaf (11:44:04 PM): ever since i visited it with
doc brown
DaNgOoShOtS: hey is henry still jocking your
lil sister
SONiCW3: dont say that you PUNK
glo in th3 dark: "and NO jason, xanga
does not rhyme with latent homosexuality" hahaha
yo dad E says: who's yo daddy?!
glo in th3 dark: its the truth man
glo in th3 dark: i was talkin w/paul
glo in th3 dark: and i was like
glo in th3 dark: roy will b married first
glo in th3 dark: and paul was like what r u talking about
glo in th3 dark: hes goin to med school and studyin 24 hours
a day
DaNgOoShOtS: lol
DaNgOoShOtS: aww poor roy
glo in th3 dark: whatever
glo in th3 dark: roys gonna get some insane woman of God
DaNgOoShOtS: lol
DaNgOoShOtS: yea he is
glo in th3 dark: poor roy my butt
DaNgOoShOtS: hes like
DaNgOoShOtS: so do you have a gf
DaNgOoShOtS: no i dont roy
DaNgOoShOtS: what about you
DaNgOoShOtS: no i dont have a gf either freak
DaNgOoShOtS: thats cool roy
DaNgOoShOtS: so james ...you really dont have a gf
DaNgOoShOtS: no roy
DaNgOoShOtS: oh
DaNgOoShOtS: i need a gf
glo in th3 dark: hahahahahahaha
i sing of Olaf: *wink* ;-)
i sing of Olaf: wink
i sing of Olaf: WINK!
DaNgOoShOtS: wanna hear a new word i invented
DaNgOoShOtS: shaboomlacka
DaNgOoShOtS: in yo face sucka
jason: don't close yourself off to the world
aj
aj: why not?
jason: ....shut up
SONiCW3: dont hate
SONiCW3: you know you want some of this
glo in th3 dark: hahahaha
glo in th3 dark: everyone's xanga is like
glo in th3 dark: "im bored. heres what i did today so
ull b bored too"
ajuesugi: hi aj
ajuesugi: hi aj
ajuesugi: im so sad
ajuesugi: im so sad
O DuMp LiNg1: u should stay in the sun more
so u can glow in the dark more
allenswang: The three R's of Education actually
only contains one word that actually begins with an 'R' :
Reading, Writing and Arithmetic. What the heck, that is so
retarded
jason: why is everything about you aj?!
aj: why not?
glo in th3 dark: iv only been successfully
smooth w/girls when they just met me
glo in th3 dark: after that they realize im a dork
i sing of Olaf: why can't you fool them?
glo in th3 dark: the lie is evident when the ppl who know
me r like "why is jason tryin to b so smooth? he's a
dork" and they blow my cover
i sing of Olaf: you've got to kill them though
i sing of Olaf: just like machiavelli says
i sing of Olaf: "be cool at all costs"
Son I CW 3: hey gayson
aj's motto: think fast. live slow.
glo in th3 dark: i can tell when my jokes
r bad. im like omg y am i such an idiot. but i cant think
of nething funnier to say
glo in th3 dark: my mind is moving slower or something
DaNgOoShOtS: lol
DaNgOoShOtS: being a teacher
DaNgOoShOtS: has stunted ur evil humor
DaNgOoShOtS: and now
DaNgOoShOtS: you have clean jokes
glo in th3 dark: hahahahahaha
i sing of Olaf: i guess that makes sense
i sing of Olaf: because if people did have free will, more
girls would choose to like me
i sing of Olaf: but obviously, they are determined too choose
stupid punks
jason: i'm sorry, i just don't find steven
seagal atractive
aj: i must say, you have bad taste
aj: yay, i look like a girl
get out of the building!
who is your daddy and what does he do?
jason: aj, do you think we're losers?
aj: well, i don't think we're winners
jason: can you yell? we should play death
metal
aj: no, but i can mumble
ajuesugi: sleepinth3dark
i sing of Olaf: she's such a strange girl
i sing of Olaf: she undermines all my views of reality
i sing of Olaf: i mean that in an affectionate, brotherly
way, though
glo in th3 dark: hahahah
O DuMp LiNg1: what happened when the penny
and the quarter had sex together?
glo in th3 dark: ?
O DuMp LiNg1: they made "cents"
O DuMp LiNg1: hahahah
BibyCheesecake: don't talk to a woman that
way!
BibyCheesecake: sheesh
glo in th3 dark: whatever fool
glo in th3 dark: bake me a cake
glo in th3 dark: whats goin down
SONiCW3: your GPA
glo in th3 dark: what is anna corn
Auto response from SONiCW3: BOYCOTT ANNA CORN
SONiCW3: lol
SONiCW3: corn made by anna
SONiCW3: this little high school girl
glo in th3 dark: hahahahaha
glointh3dark: would you be for or against
sending monkeys into space?
ajuesugi: for
ajuesugi: so they can live away from the humans
DLinGLinGD: against
DLinGLinGD: planet of the apes man
monkichi012: for
glo in th3 dark: y
monkichi012: well.. it doesn't feel wrong
DaNgOoShOtS: monkeys are a part of a nutritious
breakfast
DaNgOoShOtS: dont send em into space
DaNgOoShOtS: what a waste of food
SONiCW3: whoooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SONiCW3: im a ghost
SONiCW3: BOO!
glo in th3 dark: hahahaha
thirty1seconds: about to go to mike's to watch
the cup final
thirty1seconds: nazis are goin down
glo in th3 dark: hahahahaha
aj's aim info: I sleep, therefore I am.
glo in th3 dark: i hear ur stronger than all
the boys in ur youth group
FaMulanCX: HAHAH
FaMulanCX: uhm... maybe just not a couple
glo in th3 dark: hahahaha
glo in th3 dark: hey
Auto response from SONiCW3: tricks and hoes nigga...that's
all I knows
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
omega40: Here's another brain twister: Why
do girls always go for the wrong guys?
glo in th3 dark: girls go for the wrong guys because if they
went for the right guys then they'd b rational
sd201chonnom: cuz i need a wife
sd201chonnom: now!!!!!!!!!!
ajuesugi: that's a good question that i don't
have to answer to right now
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
omega40: Something to ponder over: Why does
Dexter have an accent?
glo in th3 dark: dexter has an accent
glo in th3 dark: b/c an american couldnt possibly b that smart
glo in th3 dark: r they pretty?
TruBliss21: oh myg osh
glo in th3 dark: i guess not
glo in th3 dark: owell
glo in th3 dark: im sure they have great personalities
Auto response from SONiCW3: hey cookie monster!
study!!!>:o(
glo in th3 dark: r u talking to me fool?
TruBliss21: why does a white bear melt in
water, jason?
glo in th3 dark: cuz its made of snow?
glo in th3 dark: or ice
TruBliss21: because it's Polar!
glo in th3 dark: hahaha...ur lame
glo in th3 dark: haha
TruBliss21: :-D
TruBliss21: >:o(
dangooshots: all you japanese dont look the
same
dangooshots: cuz you look filipino
dangooshots: if japanese people are so smart
dangooshots: how come they cant speak english properly
TruBliss21: STEPHEN SUCKS!!!!!!
glo in th3 dark: how sad
Auto response from TruBliss21: REFUSING TO TALK TO STEPHEN
glo in th3 dark: y do u suck stephen?
SONiCW3: because i dissed goo goo dolls
glo in th3 dark: ahahahhaaha
BibyCheesecake: how do donkeys kill people?
glo in th3 dark: they kick them
BibyCheesecake: donkeys are mean
glo in th3 dark: i suppose so
BibyCheesecake: they say that annually donkeys kill more people
than plane crashes
TruBliss21: okay, bake
TruBliss21: i mean, bye
TruBliss21: oh my gosh, i'm hungry
TruBliss21: this is kind of gross.... don't
they have pictures without the men wearing them?!
TruBliss21: oh wait
TruBliss21: wrong IM box
glo in th3 dark: that's goin on the website
TruBliss21: nooooooooooooooooooooo
TruBliss21: i like [blank's] picture
TruBliss21: what i really mean is that i think he's disturbing
Whats a Whoracle: hey, is [blank's] dream
of [blank] abnormal?
glo in th3 dark: depends on what u mean by abnormal
glo in th3 dark: if you mean, so unbelievably not normal that
you want to either throw up or laugh hysterically
glo in th3 dark: then yes
Whats a Whoracle: hahahahaha
TruBliss21: die!
glo in th3 dark: no
TruBliss21: well, you'll die eventually
TruBliss21: yay!
BibyCheesecake: what's up pussycat?
BibyCheesecake: whoa--oh-o-ohhh
glo in th3 dark: go find him
glo in th3 dark: i hear he's lonely
TruBliss21: eeewww
glo in th3 dark: not that kind of lonely
TruBliss21: hahahhahahha
O DuMp LiNg1: i eat soo much
O DuMp LiNg1: i eat a huge breakfast
O DuMp LiNg1: huge lunch
O DuMp LiNg1: huge dinnner
O DuMp LiNg1: and HUGE SNACKS at why not here
O DuMp LiNg1: and i'm not fat
glo in th3 dark: uh huh
TruBliss21: [blank] is a marvel
TruBliss21: that's my nice way of saying that he's abnormal
TruBliss21: which is a nicer way of saying that he's a freak
TruBliss21: guess what!
glo in th3 dark: what?
TruBliss21: McDonald's emailed me back!
TruBliss21: here's what they said:
TruBliss21: wait, here's what i wrote first:
TruBliss21: Hi! I'm a student at University of California,
Berkeley and my question is regarding your mascot Grimace.
What exactly is he? Ronald is a clown, Hamburglar is a burglar,
and Birdie is a bird. There was a debate among fellow students
in my dorm about him and so far the consensus is that Grimace
is a purple mushroom. We would appreciate it if we get a definite
answer. Thank you very much!~
TruBliss21: and here's what they said:
TruBliss21: Hello Theresa:
Thank you for writing to McDonald's about
Grimace.
Grimace personifies the child in everyone.
He's a big, fuzzy, purple fellow, and is Ronald's right-hand
man and closest friend.
Everyone in McDonaldland loves Grimace because
of his innocent, loving nature. He's enthusiastic, eager and
easily pleased. Grimace walks with a rolling gait, and can't
be classified as any particular kind of animal.
Again, thanks for thinking of Grimace. We
look forward to serving you for many years to come.
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glo in th3 dark: they dodged the question
TruBliss21: i know!!!
TruBliss21: i am so not satisfied
TruBliss21: is it okay to drink tylenol with
cherry coke?
glo in th3 dark: no, it explodes
glo in th3 dark: we learned that in chem
TruBliss21: too late
TruBliss21: what?!
jason: man freakin girls and them whining
all the time so guys will do stuff for them
jennifer: that's not true! that's an unfair generalization
jason: ok not all but some
jennifer: right. not all.....no no...all girls
TruBliss21: vampire!
glo in th3 dark: i wish
glo in th3 dark: then i wouldnt need a job
glo in th3 dark: food would be free
TruBliss21: ...
glo in th3 dark: err i mean
glo in th3 dark: "ur mean!"
TruBliss21: hahahhahhaha
TruBliss21: wait
TruBliss21: hey!
TruBliss21: i'm not mean
BibyCheesecake: hey jason...are u an overdue
book?
BibyCheesecake: cuz u've got FINE written all over you
LIL koalY: what's up?
glo in th3 dark: coughing
glo in th3 dark: and drinking snapple
glo in th3 dark: coughing b/c of the snapple
LIL koalY: hahaha
LIL koalY: u should put that on ur webpage
anonymous: hold on, i need to expel some urine
trubliss21: (away message) finishing up......
die jason! HAHAHAHAHAHA.... j/k
TruBliss21: gosh, thanks jason
TruBliss21: i take back the "die Jason" sentiment
TruBliss21: yay!
glo in th3 dark: yay
isingofolaf: do you like tea?
. . . . . . . . i have lots of
tea.
. . . . . . . . let's have some
tea!
James: soh crates
Roy: my hat is on backward?
BibyCheesecake: whats crack-a-lackin' nephew
BibyCheesecake: isn't that what snoop dog says?
trubliss21: what the hibbie jibbie???
glo in th3 dark: ur very demanding
glo in th3 dark: i imagine ur husband will b like a slave
BGjenBB: what!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!
BGjenBB: that's jacked up yo!
TruBliss21: i'm not weird!
TruBliss21: i'm just misunderstood
Isingofolaf: marshall has no pretty girls
linh: are you swedish? cuz you're the swedish
thing i've ever seen!
jon: are you irish? cuz irish i was swedish!
james: are you korean? cuz you're the koreanest thing i've
ever seen!
liwen: he said i looked twelve
jason: yea, you're more like 13
daniel: $6.25 for 5 rolling papers? screw
that
trubliss21: die!
glo in th3 dark: i don't obey weirdos
trubliss21: don't die
glo in th3 dark: dangit, clever
trubliss21: i learned from the best
glo in th3 dark: for a weirdo
trubliss21: hey!
paul: why are you dressed so gq stephen?
jason: yea, who's the girl you're trying to impress?
stephen: there is no girl
jason: is she korean?
stephen: there is no girl
jason: if there was a girl, would she be korean?
stephen: maybe
linh & jen: we want to be housewives
all: hahaha
linh & jen: we're serious
jason: then why are you in college?
linh & jen: to find doctor husbands
jason: gold diggers!
allen: dude....duuude
sung: revelle girls have never been a sight
for sore eyes
jon: they have good personalities though
all: hahaha
jon: they do!
henry: slippers, eh? what happens if they
slip off?
jason: you put them back on
jason: we should read more
jon: amen
jason: brothers fo sho
jon: amen
jason: you're a fool
jon: amen
jason: we're all gonna get tricked by pretty girls
jon: amen...err wait
stephen: I love the fresh smell of scotch
tape
liwen: you sound like you're on crack
charlene: what's mojo?
glo in th3 dark: try not to drive like a girl
ok?
bestestangel1004: def not
glointh3dark: so hows ur love life
lilGHG: jenny kim..shez like cheating on me! T.T
lilGHG: i dunno wut to do..and jennz too bz for me these days
K eddie747: im gonna shot the ground
glo in th3 dark: so if there was this massive
man like girl defending against u, what do u say?
hi hannah xD: HAHAHA
hi hannah xD: BACK OFF THIS!
hi hannah xD: whatchu want!
hi hannah xD: want somma this?
a poem for grace
friggin88: in the field of blossoms and roses,
there was a girl who liked to trample them, then a man came
by and punched the gurl in the face
glo in th3 dark: but since guys age so well,
ill b forever young and beautiful
glo in th3 dark: sucks for girls
BatmansGURLFREN: i don't think i'll be looking so old any
time soon, i'm 15 and i look like i'm nine. so...
BatmansGURLFREN: HA!
she sure showed me
bestestangel1004: love is like money. all
you need is love!
seXxYaReyOu: opa you're a crip?!
hannah the lee's info
okmaster7: being short is like being a super
hero
okmaster7: you're invinsible
okmaster7: you don't have to do hw
PROJECT PRE: thats not weird... thats CRAZY
PROJECT PRE: (and weird too)
glo in th3 dark: i doubt id b going back
glo in th3 dark: even tho it is nice
glo in th3 dark: elementary kids r so cute
glo in th3 dark: u guys r all ugly
big hannah's xanga
Lady: so is that your dad? it's so nice of
you to come and help your dad out on a school night..!!
Hannah: heh.. that's not my dad..
Lady: oOo... then.. what r you doing here?
Hannah: um.. i work here??
Lady: WHAT!!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!?
Hannah: i'm 17..
Lady: ... o.. that's ok then. i thought you were 12. You look
very young for your age
SUPPLIE5: when i think jason i think smart
guy
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
glo in th3 dark: nice way of saying
glo in th3 dark: supernerd
SUPPLIE5: pretty much
glo in th3 dark: do ul ike my site?
glo in th3 dark: isnt it pretty?
i sing of Olaf: yeah
i sing of Olaf: it looks like puke
miri's info
Xanga
Miri: I want to get married.
Jason Sato: hahaha...let not such silly things consume your
mind. peace out dawg
3 Days Later
glo in th3 dark: So, have you met a lot of ppl up in Berkeley?
glo in th3 dark: go meet some pretty women of God. then introduce
them to me.
monkichi012: one day of the week. i smelt
like fish
monkichi012: and like i didn't know at first right
monkichi012: and like
monkichi012: everywhere i went,
monkichi012: someone would say
monkichi012: ..." it smells like fish"
BeRrYbErRycOoL (4:45:34 PM): get OFF the road,
imma...killl a toad!...a nd you are gonna be in a sad mode!
BeRrYbErRycOoL (4:45:43 PM): and... sheesh hrd core rapping's
hard
MGdaramG87: aaah!!
MGdaramG87: cant think of any combaks!!!!
dlinglingd: i love animals. they
are so tasty.
Auto response from glo in th3 dark: i'm probably
dead.
MGdaramG87: good
glo in th3 dark: starting to get sick
glo in th3 dark: my roommate infected me
MGdaramG87: HAHAHAHA
glo in th3 dark: jacked up
MGdaramG87: DIE JASON DIE!!!
oad X md: i ended up watching some smallville
too
oad X md: dang htat show is scarry
oad X md: is it rated R??
glo in th3 dark: would u b for or against
sending monkeys into space?
DLinGLinGD: against
DLinGLinGD: planet of the apes man
glo in th3 dark: would u b for or against
sending monkeys into space?
I Hate Bobbi: o totally against
glo in th3 dark: y
I Hate Bobbi: cuz that'z not wat monkeys r 4
glo in th3 dark: hahahahaha
glo in th3 dark: keep on yo
Auto response from paulwon02: Never studied so much in my
life.
I wanna go home and eat ice cream
oadxmd: yo yo yo yo
oadxmd: i be ghetto in my flow
oadxmd: let the free verse go
oadxmd: and try to throw it all into my mode
glo in th3 dark: what does that mean?
oadxmd: i dunno .. some jumbo mumbo
JjaShikbjosh (info): GOD LIKE HAPPY SMILE
haha...i love josh lee
glo in th3 dark: u wanted to b in a gap commercial?
glo in th3 dark: hahahaha
bestestangel1004: haha
bestestangel1004: :-)
glo in th3 dark: i could just imagine u
glo in th3 dark: jumping around, doing cartwheels wearing
gap clothes....haha..sophia sok, gap kids model
oadxmd: knock knock
BURNINGzion: jen's gay
BURNINGzion: hahaha
BURNINGzion: jk
oadxmd: NO
BURNINGzion: who's there?
BURNINGzion: hahaha
oadxmd: Joe
BURNINGzion: Joe who?
oadxmd: joe mama!@
oadxmd: hhahahahhahahahha
BURNINGzion: hahahaha
BURNINGzion: i got a good one
BURNINGzion: ask me knock knock
oadxmd: why?
BURNINGzion: ask
oadxmd: knock knock .. (unenthusiastically)
BURNINGzion: who's there?
5 minute pause
oadxmd: i dont know .. you tell me!
BURNINGzion: hahahahhahahaahaha
oadxmd: what?
BURNINGzion: hahahahahaha
BURNINGzion: that's the best one
BURNINGzion: hahaha
BURNINGzion: i love that one
oadxmd: what do you mean?
tim's info again: everyone go see the movie
Ghandi... oh the AMAZING power of great men who go to hell...
tim's info: if i explode for no apparent reason,
dont try to figure out why... juss shut up and quietly pick
up my pieces... and fiercely throw it on some girls...
monkichi012: i kno...wouldn't want him to
end up like you.
paulwon02: you'r making me gay
lilGHG: im spazing out like a crazie monkey....ahhh...im
craziee!!
glo in th3 dark: so how is the life of nicole
yoon progressing
BeRrYbErRycOoL: haha ....i got my progress report
am I weezer I am: the dance is in a few days
am I weezer I am: OMG OMG
am I weezer I am: psst
am I weezer I am: did i sound like gurl??
BatmansGURLFREN: how's praise without the
one an only unomaster?
CsISthEeNEMy: better
BatmansGURLFREN: oh my..
BatmansGURLFREN: you boogar..
BatmansGURLFREN: i'm gonna stuff you in the oven.. and watch
you burn..
BatmansGURLFREN: and feed you to the customers at uno's hamburger
shop ..
BatmansGURLFREN: don't you miss me??
Hannah: You know, you can tell if someone
is filipino b/c they have big noses
Jason: You realize I'm not filipino, right?
Hannah: whaaat?
BatmansGURLFREN: I KILLED JIN..
glo in th3 dark: uno. y r u so scary
Auto response from BatmansGURLFREN: i catch
fish...
i kill fish
i eat fish... YAY!!
glo in th3 dark: hey baby
i sing of Olaf: hey
i sing of Olaf: in honor of josh: hey sex
hi hannah xD: if you don't send this to 100
people in one minute, you will be struck by lightening and
then be punched by the strong and mighty cyclops hannah lee
hannah the lee: what you claim?! what you
claim?!....i was thinking of calling my gang hannah's scary
crew
i sing of Olaf: perhaps the solution is six
more sermons on church unity
glo in th3 dark: maybe
glo in th3 dark: we'v only told about 20 now
glo in th3 dark: i think 26 is the key number in changing
lives
yesel: i am not easily amused.
yesel: hey look, it moves!....it moves!...it
moves! (refering to a conveyer belt)
batmansgurlfren: i just look at the little
purple dots that i've been seeing in the dark sky at night
since i was a wee lil gurl... yep.. there are just hundreds
and hundreds of purple dots just flying around..yep
thefroinlaven: gosh uno, take sleeping pills or something.
you're getting weirder and weirder i swear
dA17kiM221: yeah, you better go through puberty
before college
lilGHG: i alredy went tru it
lilGHG: i think?
glo in th3 dark: it has heart horns
glo in th3 dark: its like
glo in th3 dark: the joyful satan of love
bestestangel1004: ........
bestestangel1004: ill shut up now.......
glo in th3 dark: whats that?
glo in th3 dark: whine whine?
yuri: at skid row, some homeless people thought
i was homeless too
thefroinlaven: hello, my name is lucifer,
how are you jason sato?
uno's info: Hi! This is Jeannie, Uno's older
sister.
I think Uno is pretty darn cool. But some
of her friends are a little strange. All you little "AZNS"
stay the heck away from my sister. Especially all of you AZN
"NAMJA'S" IF I EVER HEAR THAT YOU MADE CONTACT WITH
HER IN ANY WAY, I WILL PERSONALLY GIVE YOU A CAN OF SOME WHOOP***!!!!!
have a lovely day.
-jeannie, the rock, choi
AND ANOTHER THING
What's the deal with spelling every single
word wrong!?!? Has anyone ever tried being grammatically correct
for once? Maybe then you kids would be getting good grades
instead of wasting yourselves on stupid computer games and
television. Let's stop spelling "bye" -"BBAI"
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!
ok, i'm done. again, have a scrummy day.
Jeannie, the rock, Choi
glo in th3 dark: so ur sister is like the
enforcer keeping stupid guys away from u
BatmansGURLFREN: haha
BatmansGURLFREN: but i guess it didn't work./.. your talking
to me... :-)
BatmansGURLFREN: jp jp
glo in th3 dark: messed up
glo in th3 dark: so ur a stoner now?
SUPPLIE5: kekeke
SUPPLIE5: what?...i WAS a stoner
glo in th3 dark: they might beat me up
SUPPLIE5: good!
BatmansGURLFREN: i have macho bravery
glo in th3 dark: haha...you're probably tougher than most
of the youth group guys
BatmansGURLFREN: tougher than most of them combined
glo in th3 dark: hahaha
okmaster7 (to hihannahxd): you must be this
tall to be inimidating and oh you don't meet the requirement
joree33 (info): hahahaaa...my grandma fits
sideways on my bed...she was sleepin' like that...haha....man....that's
good stuff.....i love grandma's
yuri: i want to be a rappist.
jason: a rapper?
yuri: yea
SUPPLIE5: i baby sitted this bratty spoiled
kid
glo in th3 dark: haha
SUPPLIE5: and got a migrane
glo in th3 dark: now u kno what teaching is like
glo in th3 dark: hahaha j/k
SUPPLIE5: hahaha
kristel: i have a plan! let's go eat cheese
Paul: Girls would kill to have my legs.
SUPPLIE5: you have to think way out of the
box
glo in th3 dark: i wasnt aware that i was in a box
glo in th3 dark: i guess my room is like a box
SUPPLIE5: hahaha
SUPPLIE5: oh my
Miri: I'm not crazy!
isingofolaf: you need to check yo' unconscious
and unfounded philosophical presuppositions before you wreck
yo'self. suckah!
David: People get more attractive the more
you see them. It's like, you see yourself everyday in the
mirror so eventually you start to think that you're not so
bad looking. One day you may be like "Dang, I'm looking
good today". But you're really not.
james: roy is too cool for me
jason: roy is too cool for me
susan teacher: roy is too cool for me
pretty girl: i see roy all the time
paul: i can't wait til december 18th
jason: why?
paul: moulin rouge comes out on dvd
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