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U.S. and Them
by The Holy Virgin Toilet Duck
I always sit down to write something based
off my aggression toward a particular topic such as the illogical
reforms that have created our public schools. This is article
is different. Im not pissed off about stupid shit. Im
depressed.
This week Im sure all of you enlightened
kids have seen or heard about the tragedy at some shit suburbia
in the United States. Fifteen high schoolers were shot by
two classmates who later killed themselves. I have now summarized
hours of media melodrama into one sentence. At point blank
range, these trench coated fuckups exploded the faces of their
fellow school athletes and minorities. They strategically
placed pipe bombs throughout the school, which drilled nails
into numerous students. The helpless youth, burnouts just
like us, watched in horror as these events unravel before
their eyes. They must feel sad. I feel sad. Wait, I dont
feel sad. I felt sad. Do I really need to say more about this?
This story has been constantly circulating every media outlet
and flown into every conversation in our community during
the past week.
So all of us self-rightteous americans mourn
at the stories of dead as they should, and cringe at the graphic
tales of the survivors as they should. Fifteen deaths have
stirred the heart of this nation as it should. Should it?
Lets expand on isolated America and incorporate
the American escapades in Europe. If you sit through the news
long, although I dont know why or how you would, you might
glimpse some war or something occuring in Kosovo. At this
point, you probably turn off the news, if you were watching
it this far. After all, what does this shit thousands of miles
away have you do with you? The two or three teens that lived
in luxury for all their lives here whom disasterously died
is what is important. NO you fool.
I dont want to go into the details of the
war in Kosovo, because you probably dont give a damn.
Here's who dying. A ruler is trying to elminate an entire
race of people. Every day hundreds of people are killed, not
fifteen. They are driven out of their cramped homes and forced
to leave their country. In front of the children, mothers
are brutally raped and shot at point blank range. Families
are seperated. Some are sent to concentration camps to work
until they are weak. Then, they are killed. But the news covers
Colorado. In Albania, tens of thousands of refugees pour into
the country. They have no supplies or shelter and have been
walking constantly for days. but what about America? How are
my stocks doing? Gas is so expensive. I wish i could afford
the new porsche.
You're probably wondering where America is
involved in the genocide of thousands. Yes, this time they
are against it, but not helping. I will not explain why this
is; ask a teacher for humor, read something for information.
Yeah, so I wrote this bitchy article on the
tragedy of America. We have not learned about Pol Pot who
obliterated millions of people who America supported in the
1980s in school. Nor have we learned how we supported the
racial purges in Guatamala during the 70s. Fifteen people
died in America this week. Countless thousands died in worse
incidents around the world. How sad are you?
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