random
the fly that never existed
circa '99
Top Things to Do on Halloween
1. pumpkin “clean up”
2. There is no number two. I only made this list so I could
write number three.
3. give ugly people masks
Stupidity runs rampant in our cities; in red
blooded, apple pie, cow-tipping America. You may be thinking,
“No! Maybe in those damn communist countries like Japan
or even in Brazil where the people don’t realize they
should be speaking Spanish but not in America!”
Another option is to contribute stupidity
(or enlightenment but stupidity is more likely) to my environment
which I can draw off of to make witty metaphors such as ducks
get mad if you eat their kin.
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